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The home of FREE SPEECH! Alex is back on air and on stage EVEN bigger, louder and more outrageous this Summer! He’s got nothing to lose after being sent down for almost 3 years
FOR WORDS! Yep, welcome to Two Tier UK! As gunmen, druggies and burglars
are walking the streets, the UK’s most fearless gobshite was kidnapped as a
hostage & political prisoner for hurty words and telling THE TRUTH! If only he
was a paedo he’d be home now like Huw….the BBC’s highest paid nonce!
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Get discounts on live tickets for the first leg of Alex’s ‘SECOND COMING’ 20+ date UK Tour. From Glasgow to Bournemouth, Chunky will be LIVE across our once Great Britain!
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SEE VIDEOS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
Watch Alex’s opinion on breaking news before anyone else. You’ll also be able to watch other exclusive videos, only available at alexbelfield.com.
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SECRET VOR VIDEO ARCHIVE
Alex brings you the news (as it was then!)
Relive the news from 2022. Here we look back at the news Belfield style.
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SECRET LIVE VOR PHONE-INS
Join the king of the live phone-ins as we revisit the heady days of the SVoR phone ins with the ring master himself. Hours and hours of fun and mayhem!
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LIVE GIG PREORDERS
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Coming soon – You can even get tickets and penetrate his 8 intimate warm up shows in August called ‘Alex Belfield’s Soft Opening’.
All venues are top secret to stop mental, medicated noncey trolls sabotaging the tour. You’ll be emailed and receive a text on the day at 1pm with the venue…..but keep shushy! The last thing we need is one of those special, fixated frog eyed freaks turning up.
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BELFIELD'S BLACK TIE SWANKY SOIRÉE DINNER SHOWS
Finally, Alex is hosting two CELEBRATION black tie swanky dinner shows in the North and South in September. You can be at ‘Belfield’s Fisted Chicken Banquet Ball’ with a 3 course dinner (fisted chicken – we can’t afford the beef curtains since Rachel from accounts & Kia Cars emergency budget), 2 glasses of wine (Blue Nun, Baby Sham or stick your nose in Jacobs Creek) and a glass of Pissecco when you arrive. There’s cabaret by Alex plus special guests.
You’ll get a selfie and hopefully let your hair down with some good old fashion fun!
No vegans, Lefties, Cyclists, or Fart Heads allowed. Tickets will be cancelled if you ask for a Lentil Quiche – No refunds.
In the afternoon in Nottingham on Sept 13th and Kent on Sept 27th Alex will be hosting an exclusive book signing and Q&A for an intimate couple of hours opening himself up to 60 very special punters. If you behave yourself you’ll get a sponge finger and Vimto.
Belfield is offering his VIP Bulging Ginger Package for a weekend you’ll NEVER forget! You’ll get the book event, 4* hotel stay, dinner, wine & cabaret + breakfast with VIP seating on the top tables.
Tickets are first cum, first served – just like Alex’s BBC auditions in the 90’s!
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