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Get discounts on Alex’s books and live tickets to the first leg of Alex’s ‘SECOND COMING’ 20+ date UK Tour from September >> December 2025. From Glasgow to Bournemouth, Chunky will be LIVE across our once Great Britain! Be the first to preorder all of the above with your membership!
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SECRET VOR VIDEO ARCHIVE
Alex brings you the news (as it was then!)
Relive the news from 2022. Here we look back at the news Belfield style.
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SECRET LIVE VOR PHONE-INS
Join the king of the live phone-ins as we revisit the heady days of the SVoR phone ins with the ring master himself. Hours and hours of fun and mayhem!
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THE COURT REPORTS
For those who missed it, you’ll have another opportunity to find out EXACTLY what happened WORD FOR WORD in court with Belfield’s ‘court report’, exposing EVERY second on court record.
Any imbecile or medicated mental whackjob troll that suggests these tapes were/are edited is insane! Teams of lawyers listened to these tapes from the corrupt police, CPS (Crooked Persecution System) and Clown Court. Not ONE issue in hours of audio.
Alex would be jailed for another 5 years if he had edited a single word on record.
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LIVE GIG PREORDERS
With Member Discounts
You can even get tickets and penetrate his 8 intimate warm up shows in August called ‘Alex Belfield’s Soft Opening’.
All venues are top secret to stop mental, medicated noncey trolls sabotaging the tour. You’ll be emailed and receive a text on the day at 1pm with the venue…..but keep shushy! The last thing we need is one of those special, fixated frog eyed freaks turning up.
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BELFIELD'S BOOK PREORDERS
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Whilst Pleasuring His Majesty, Alex has written an incredible 6 books – all over 400 pages each!
Once signed in at AlexBelfield.com you’ll also be able to pre-order Belfield’s first two paperbacks of ‘His Own Worst Enema – 40 Fab Years: TheAutobiography’ and read the entire story of how Alex became the UK’s most popular convicted talker with 500,000,000 hits on YouTube!
His second book ‘Locked Down : Locked Up’ explains his rise to fame and the price of free speech. Who was behind the choreographed witch hunt to “CLOSE HIM DOWN”? Alex finally reveals EVERY detail of the 5 year horrific attempt to break, gag, destroy and silence him. He had 5 arrests and 3 illegal raids without warrants from those pesky cuntstables!
Audio books and Kindle e Books also available from June.
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BELFIELD'S BLACK TIE SWANKY SOIRÉE DINNER SHOWS
Finally, Alex is hosting two CELEBRATION black tie swanky dinner shows in the North and South in September. You can be at ‘Belfield’s Fisted Chicken Banquet Ball’ with a 3 course dinner (fisted chicken – we can’t afford the beef curtains since Rachel from accounts & Kia Cars emergency budget), 2 glasses of wine (Blue Nun, Baby Sham or stick your nose in Jacobs Creek) and a glass of Pissecco when you arrive. There’s cabaret by Alex plus special guests.
You’ll get a selfie and hopefully let your hair down with some good old fashion fun!
No vegans, Lefties, Cyclists, or Fart Heads allowed. Tickets will be cancelled if you ask for a Lentil Quiche – No refunds.
In the afternoon in Nottingham on Sept 13th and Kent on Sept 27th Alex will be hosting an exclusive book signing and Q&A for an intimate couple of hours opening himself up to 60 very special punters. If you behave yourself you’ll get a sponge finger and Vimto.
Belfield is offering his VIP Bulging Ginger Package for a weekend you’ll NEVER forget! You’ll get the book event, 4* hotel stay, dinner, wine & cabaret + breakfast with VIP seating on the top tables.
Tickets are first cum, first served – just like Alex’s BBC auditions in the 90’s!